3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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