It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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