we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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