Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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