I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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