Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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