There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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