Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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