Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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