i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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