They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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