I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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