If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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