The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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