my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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