sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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