Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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