so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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