I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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