Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
