Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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