wat bout pragnant strippers??
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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