They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
