I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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