TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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