i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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