i may or may not be watching the land before time
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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