Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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