I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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