Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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