u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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