Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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