So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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