dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
