I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Randomize
