new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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