return my video game
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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