I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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