no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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