She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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