Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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