If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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