Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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