She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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