I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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