Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
