Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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