I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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