We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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