there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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